You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Randomize
