Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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