Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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