Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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