thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Found your dick twin last night
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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