okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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