I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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