Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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