dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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