Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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