Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I am spending my child support on dildos
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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