I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Randomize
