Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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