I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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