Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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