Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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