Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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