Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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