ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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