wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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