I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
