New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Randomize
