If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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