have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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