Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
wow bdsm is so cute
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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