I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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