Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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