did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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