Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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