i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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