if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
sex in a hospital.. check
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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