Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
