if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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