Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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