And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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