We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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