Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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