Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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