Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?

(856): View more from New Jersey

yea

(1-856): View more from New Jersey

turns out that you did...and i just found it.

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(818): View more from California

I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity

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(512): View more from Texas

You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal

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(540): View more from Virginia

Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.

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