VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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