i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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