Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I party with great urgency now.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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