You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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