4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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