Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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