Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
this is an emotional support booty call
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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