Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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