p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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