if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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