Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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